Uncanny Addiction

(via the-flameo-alchemist)

thevulcantimelord:

the universe has a sick sense of humor

(via the-flameo-alchemist)

i-am-a-lethal-giraffe:

asongofwizardsandtimelords:

amsterdamnedd:

it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history

it’s been ten years

oh, have a biscuit

(via superwholockianmetalhead)

(via whyyesmynameisclaire)

hpthugcraft:

Batman Beyond was fairly successful in creating something fresh and interesting out of an over fifty year old intellectual property while still standing on its own (ie not constantly leaning on old Batman stories, but also creating new villains that at the very least measure up to Batman’s b-list) and if you don’t think that is the tightest shit get the fuck out of my face.

(via rocketshipsuperstar)

aliceinsunnydale:

im listening to the Mob Song from Beauty and the Beast and my mum came in and asked what all the commotion was about so I just looked at her really pained and whispered “they’re going to kill the beast….”
she kinda just looked
really tired

creamy-poptartable:

helenadara:

creamy-poptartable:

how to make me ignore a post faster in 10 words or less

The fluffy chicken was great, but now it’s just fucking annoying.

The fluffy chicken was never great

(via rocketshipsuperstar)

the-girl-who-loved-them-all:

So this is what happens when Natasha tells Clinton to go pick up their daughter from ballet lessons.

(via superwholockianmetalhead)

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

(via superwholockianmetalhead)

(via thats-not-a-toilet)